Cellular phones must be turned OFF inside the studio.
Mediation services complimentary.
Regarding studio instruments and computer monitors; look with eyes, not with hands.
Confidentiality is respected.
Question box located under sign-in sheet.
Promptness is rewarded.
Backbone beats wishbone.
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Cleaning fee charged to clients who fail to responsibly maintain the facilities.
Refreshments not provided.
Entourages are discouraged.
Smoking area located outside.
Tattle tailing results in revocation of previously rewarded stars.
Do not step on cables.
Hall passes given for perfect behavior.
All verbal proposals will be considered within five minutes.

Thank You!
*All above guidelines will be enforced at Mr. Friedmans discretion